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BLUE SUN ROOM FILK
Thoroughly revised, but still with apologies to "Livin' la Vida Loca" by Ricky Martin [2003 version: http://www.fireflyfans.net/sunroomitem.asp?i=1381]
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Look Out, Our Leader's Loco!
By Ying (2003, revised 2008), with apologies to "Livin' la Vida Loca" by Ricky Martin (written by Robi Rosa/Desmond Child, 1999)
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He's into loopy missions, track-snatch and moon-food hauls
We fear a grave condition, "brain missin'" is what it's called
He's into ruthless patrons, too sick for the brand "lowlife"
He's shot by ruthless minions, and shocked and maimed and knifed
He aches to bait in pro-Alliance taverns on U-Day*
He aches to instigate a fight, not to taste some Ng-Ka-Pei*
Sports a coat of brownish shade! Come on!
CHORUS:
We know there's no doubt, oh look out, our leader's loco!
Our captain's cracked and how, look out, our leader's loco!
He's flipped out of his head, and we think it's more than un poco*
He is fair unsound, look out, our leader's loco! Come on!
Look out, our leader's loco! Come on!
Oh look out, our leader's loco!
Woo!
All right!
Wound up on ol' Perseph'ne, in a duel with no sword skill
He showed up Ath and he showed some mercy, but once he'd clipped Wing he stabbed him still
He helped out Elder Gommen, stayed those horrid gents' campaign
Guns and ammo made it work, so whence the tight-pants change?
He became the Bride of Jayne! Come on!
We know there's no doubt, oh look at our leader's wardrobe!
Our captain's capped and gowned, look at our leader's wardrobe!
He's slipped into a dress, and he thinks he's likin' the airflow
Bonnet swear avowed, look at our leader's wardrobe! Come on!
Look at our leader's wardrobe! Come on!
Oh look at our leader's wardrobe!
He aches to bait in pro-Alliance taverns on U-Day
He aches to instigate a fight, not to taste some Ng-Ka-Pei
He's flipped out of his head, and we think it's more than un poco
He is fair unsound, lovin' our leader oh so! So much!
Lovin' our leader oh so! So much!
We're lovin' our jefe loco!*
Dotty dotty dotty, our leader, come on!
Woo, come on, everyone!
Come on!
Dotty, our leader's loco
Dotty dotty dotty, our leader's loco
Dotty dotty dotty, our lea--
*WORDS
U-Day: Alliance's Unification Day
Ng-Ka-Pei (ng5gaa1pei4): [Cantonese Chinese] a Chinese rice wine/liqueur soaked in the root bark of the medicinal herb acanthopanax [ordered by Mal in "The Train Job"]
un poco: [Spanish] a little
jefe loco: [Spanish] crazy leader
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