BLUE SUN ROOM FAN FICTION - HUMOR

ZZETTA13

Briver
Monday, June 15, 2009

There has been so much discussion of the Rayne and other relationships on this site and fans obsession with it. I myself usually stay away from shippers feeling that in order to express my continuing admiration of Joss and company’s work I peruse other avenues of verse fiction ( like robbing banks and deceit). Anyway there is still a lot of interest in the “what if” love affairs of the crew of Serenity. For your reading enjoyment and a lot of fun I hope here’s another. Z


CATEGORY: FICTION    TIMES READ: 1045    RATING: 9    SERIES: FIREFLY

Briver

What was it about him that caused a smile to creep across her lips? Was it because they were nearly the same height? Was it because she was enthralled by a man that wore his tie like that? Was it his hat, or that loveable accent? She couldn’t put her finger on the reason.

She’d always been turn on by the little guy since she’d imitated his speech back when the captain had gotten himself into all that trouble that time in Persephone.

Now here she found herself alone with him. Her skin acing for his touch. Her hands wanting to run her fingers through his near hairless head. Her arms wanting to pull his tie tight so that his tongue came out so that she could devour it with her own mouth. She was falling deeply, deeply for the fellow. A kingpin of the underworld on Persephone. A man that ruled other men. The maker and breaker of huge ( though criminal) deals. The bad boy……!

Why were women so obsessed with the “bad boy” image? The rebel? The captain was certainly a rebel and Inara loved him she knew. She, herself could read it in the companion. And she, she had fallen for the little guy that was loathed by so many others. A man that had more than likely been despised as a child, as a baby even. Probably never been breast fed by his own mother to say?

Well she loved him and she knew how it felt to be an outcast among people. She wanted him. She wanted him with every fiber of her being. Wait!! Did he just turn to see her. Did she notice a look of acknowledgment in his eyes that he knew? He knew she wanted him?

He came to her! Gripped her by the shoulders! She could sense the passion!! She looked into his eyes, he would love her, make love to her…..her head tilted back and she swoon as his lips found her neck. She was held in his vice like arms and she nearly fainted. She moaned……

“ River! River?”

The young girl opened her eyes. It was but a moment before she realized that she lay in her bunk on Serenity. She looked to see her brother standing at the entrance.

“You were moaning and twisting and fighting. Were you having bad dreams again…?”

She nodded her head to affirm.

“ Reavers?” He asked

“ No Badger……and we were lovers!”

“ My God sis, there has been more damage to your brain then I thought. I need to get more cat scans of your head!!” Came his answer.

END?

COMMENTS

Monday, June 15, 2009 4:00 AM

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT


I like this. I've meant to explore that relationship, from his POV, but have never gotten around to it.

Monday, June 15, 2009 7:16 AM

GILOVE2DANCE


Heh heh! Nice job. I've definately read lots of fics where Badger has crushed on River...nice take on the other way 'round

Monday, June 15, 2009 4:10 PM

KATESFRIEND


Great job! Glad we can poke fun at ourselves.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009 3:34 AM

ZZETTA13


Good morning fellow browncoats!

NewOldBrowncoat, thanks. You should write a story if you feel strongly about it. Badger that is infatuated with Summer sounds cool. I would surely heck it out.

GILovetoDance, thanks also. Badger and Summer hooking up? I thought I was the one that thought that up….heh..heh. I should have guessed that there is no ground that hasn’t been covered by other browncoats. How about Summer and Niska, has that shipper been explored…..sorry, I won’t go there :)

KatesFriend, thank you. Yes if we can’t laugh and enjoy ourselves (especially in fan fic) the world would be a dull place.

Actually what brought on this little piece of fiction was all the Rayne fic. There was mention of it on another thread and I can’t understand why folk are so interested. I mean after all doesn’t Jayne sleep with Vera! I’m sure there’s fan fic about that shipper too. Probably very funny.

Thank all of you for your comments.

Z

Tuesday, June 16, 2009 1:28 PM

ANGELLEMARCS


LMAO!!! Okay, now that was fun!!

Tuesday, June 16, 2009 11:38 PM

ZZETTA13


Hello Angelle how are you doing?

Hope you and the family are well. It’s been a while.

About the current fan-fic “Briver”. I find that with my fan fiction I tend to get more mileage if I make them short stories ( 1 or 2 but not more than 5 chapters). What is it that make folks want to engage the characters of a tv series past the point where the creator of the show stopped? Would Joss ever have hooked Jayne up with River, Book up with Inara, Simon up with Wash?

Granted, some of these are really weird (IMO) but there is so much Rayne fic that I wanted to acknowledge it without putting up just another Rayne story. I opped for the Badger/River thang….and it was all written “ tongue in cheek”

I like Mark Sheppard and try to follow and support the actor(s) in their endeavors ( like Bionic Woman) like I do with all the FF alum.

Anyway, Just my little take on one of the most unhappening shippers that never happened ( thank God) on the Firefly television series. If there had been a season 12 episode 19 and Joss was running out of ideas the Badger/River thing might have happened. I don’t know, by then maybe SMG may have joined the cast too……(smile)

Z


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