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A Helping Hand
Sunday, June 11, 2006

There are some machines that Kaylee isn't familiar with. Short little Jayne/Kaylee naughtiness.


CATEGORY: FICTION    TIMES READ: 2518    RATING: 9    SERIES: FIREFLY

Kaylee surveyed the choices in front of her, her thumbs tucked nervously into her pockets. She glanced towards the door of the shop when it opened, hoping against hope that none of the crew came through it. Though, considering the establishment she was in, she figured it weren't likely.

Returning her focus to the task at hand, she resolved to make a decision and huo de qu kuai su jiu yi ge Strattley 44 shi yong Benzington ran liao. Her eyes passed from one vibrator to the next, growing wider with each in turn. Who knew there were so many choices? Color, size, shape...attachments.

She picked up a package that looked like it had bunny was perched at the base. She followed the cord at the rabbits tail to inspect the remote control at the other end.

"Naw, girl." She jumped at the voice that rumbled from behind her. "Too complicated."

Jayne's arm reached around her, taking the package from her hand and putting it back on the shelf. A flush of heat climbed her cheeks, "I-I was just..."

"What ya need is somethin' simple," he grinned, putting his hand on her waist and drawing her a little further down the isle. He surveyed the selection and picked out a pretty pink vibrator with sparkles. "Here we go.” He turned it over in his hands with a nod. “Right shape an' all. Got enough on the end to get a good grip. Plus ya got four diff'rent speeds."

She nearly dropped it when he put it in her hands.

"You need any other help, you just give a holler." Winking, he walked away, "I'll be listenin'."

COMMENTS

Sunday, June 11, 2006 6:18 AM

MORDSITH


Okay I have read this like five times, but I still LOVE it.

Sunday, June 11, 2006 4:22 PM

13


Tehee.

Monday, June 12, 2006 10:14 AM

BLUEEYEDBRIGADIER


Well hello...ya gotta love Jayne's ballsiness;)

This would make a hiliarious related scene to Kaylee's line about not having anything not battery powered between her legs for months:P

BEB

Tuesday, June 13, 2006 6:19 PM

SQUISH


Yep, it's naughty alright. And exactly what Jayne would do. Loved the last line!


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